Sunday, September 20, 2015
Obituary For Clarisse McClellan
16 Year Old Clarisse McClellen Put To Death on Sunday
"She was a time bomb"
"She didn't want to know how things were done, but why"
Clarisse McClellan lived a life much different from anyone else in our society. She was a threat, a non realistic being who refused to follow the laws of our nation. She spent her days picking flowers and dreaming on front porches on homes; speaking of things that would only make sense in the most fiction of books. The government took her away and she was pronounced dead only hours later. Her family has reportedly moved away from there residence across the street from fireman Guy Montang. There have been no funeral preparations announced for the young girl put to eternal rest, but take this as a fair warning. Follow the rules of where you are from, this is exactly where NONSENSE leads you.
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Friday, September 18, 2015
WANTED: GUY MONTAG (wanted poster by Daisy Carr)
WANTED: GUY MONTAG
Firefighter Guy Montag wanted for stealing and hiding books. His home is burnt so don't waste your time checking there. He is on the run. Catch him before skipping town. Bounty: $4,500!
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